All posts tagged "old posts"

  • hippo update
    Penguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know

    Twitter and the SEO forums have been abuzz the last few days with the impending apocalypse known as Penguin 2.0. Matt Cutts has been almost giddy with how brutal this one is going to be, I found myself...

    • Posted May 10, 2013
    • 10
  • seo-circle-jerk
    Why Guest Blogging Fucking Blows

    Ya, that’s a serious post title. Because internet is serious business. How serious? This serious. That’s some next level Skynet shit right there. And to protect such a lucrative environment, the big G leaves no stone unturned...

    • Posted November 1, 2012
    • 26
  • Mitch-Rand-3
    Extending The Olive Branch…

    So my buddy Mitch is a fucking badass and told me he was going to try to find Rand a dog snuggie as a gift during SEO rockstar greet and grope he was attending. Unfortunately, the dog...

    • Posted October 11, 2012
    • 6
  • photochop courtesy of blokblok
    Scrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong

    That’s right, you are. But first, a badass Warning graphic because quality content isn’t just about flowery prose and keyword stuffing anymore. WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO PISS OFF A LOT OF “SEOs”!!! And I’m alright...

    • Posted May 17, 2012
    • 123
  • rands google plus page
    Rand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…

    Alternate Title: How You SEOMoz/Google + Guys Are Failboating Hard With Your SEO “Analysis” Of The Situation In an attempt to cover my tracks from prying webmaster eyes after winning a public SEO contest on Wickedfire, I...

    • Posted April 11, 2012
    • 240