Penguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know

Twitter and the SEO forums have been abuzz the last few days with the impending apocalypse¬†known as Penguin 2.0. Matt Cutts has been almost giddy with how brutal this one is going to be, I found myself wondering if he was wearing adult diapers to handle any¬†embarrassing accidents caused by anticipation of the coming onslaught. … Read morePenguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know

Why Guest Blogging Fucking Blows

Ya, that’s a serious post title. Because internet is serious business. How serious? This serious. That’s some next level Skynet shit right there. And to protect such a lucrative environment, the big G leaves no stone unturned when rooting out undesirables like carders, fraudsters, black hat SEOs and Romney supporters…joking on the last one but … Read moreWhy Guest Blogging Fucking Blows

Scrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong

That’s right, you are. But first, a badass Warning graphic because quality content isn’t just about flowery prose and keyword stuffing anymore. WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO PISS OFF A LOT OF “SEOs”!!! And I’m alright with that. Because you idiots are pissing me off with your constant mis-use of one of greatest SEO … Read moreScrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong

Rand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…

Alternate Title: How You SEOMoz/Google + Guys Are Failboating Hard With Your SEO “Analysis” Of The Situation [kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8 size=”26″ color=”#000000″]But First, The Backstory…[/kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8] In an attempt to cover my tracks from prying webmaster eyes after winning a public SEO contest on Wickedfire, I 301’d my domain to seoMOZ thinking it would be a funny blog … Read moreRand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…