Penguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know

Twitter and the SEO forums have been abuzz the last few days with the impending apocalypse known as Penguin 2.0. Matt Cutts has been almost giddy with how brutal this one is going to be, I found myself wondering if he was wearing adult diapers to handle any embarrassing accidents caused by anticipation of the coming onslaught. … Read morePenguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know

Why Guest Blogging Fucking Blows

Ya, that’s a serious post title. Because internet is serious business. How serious? This serious. That’s some next level Skynet shit right there. And to protect such a lucrative environment, the big G leaves no stone unturned when rooting out undesirables like carders, fraudsters, black hat SEOs and Romney supporters…joking on the last one but … Read moreWhy Guest Blogging Fucking Blows

Scrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong

That’s right, you are. But first, a badass Warning graphic because quality content isn’t just about flowery prose and keyword stuffing anymore. WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO PISS OFF A LOT OF “SEOs”!!! And I’m alright with that. Because you idiots are pissing me off with your constant mis-use of one of greatest SEO … Read moreScrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong

Rand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…

Alternate Title: How You SEOMoz/Google + Guys Are Failboating Hard With Your SEO “Analysis” Of The Situation [kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8 size=”26″ color=”#000000″]But First, The Backstory…[/kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8] In an attempt to cover my tracks from prying webmaster eyes after winning a public SEO contest on Wickedfire, I 301’d my domain to seoMOZ thinking it would be a funny blog … Read moreRand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…