SEO Without The Lies, Statistics, Half Truths & Assumptions
Twitter and the SEO forums have been abuzz the last few days with the impending apocalypse known as Penguin 2.0. Matt Cutts has been almost giddy with how brutal this one is going to be, I found myself wondering if he was wearing adult diapers to handle any embarrassing accidents caused by anticipation of the coming onslaught. … Read morePenguin 2.0: The Real Dirt Google Doesn’t Want You To Know
Ya, that’s a serious post title. Because internet is serious business. How serious? This serious. That’s some next level Skynet shit right there. And to protect such a lucrative environment, the big G leaves no stone unturned when rooting out undesirables like carders, fraudsters, black hat SEOs and Romney supporters…joking on the last one but … Read moreWhy Guest Blogging Fucking Blows
So my buddy Mitch is a fucking badass and told me he was going to try to find Rand a dog snuggie as a gift during SEO rockstar greet and grope he was attending. Unfortunately, the dog snuggie google SERPs didn’t bring back any quality results and 40 minutes of calling around to local big … Read moreExtending The Olive Branch…
That’s right, you are. But first, a badass Warning graphic because quality content isn’t just about flowery prose and keyword stuffing anymore. WARNING: THIS POST IS GOING TO PISS OFF A LOT OF “SEOs”!!! And I’m alright with that. Because you idiots are pissing me off with your constant mis-use of one of greatest SEO … Read moreScrapebox Spammers: You’re Doing It Wrong
Alternate Title: How You SEOMoz/Google + Guys Are Failboating Hard With Your SEO “Analysis” Of The Situation [kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8 size=”26″ color=”#000000″]But First, The Backstory…[/kc_background_pac_2_highlight_8] In an attempt to cover my tracks from prying webmaster eyes after winning a public SEO contest on Wickedfire, I 301’d my domain to seoMOZ thinking it would be a funny blog … Read moreRand, I’m The Guy Who Ranked You For Snuggie Dog Bed…